Showing posts with label The Borgias. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Borgias. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Poor Lucrezia

It's a sudsy, tawdry, slightly soapy affair, but I find that I'm totally digging The Borgias. Oh, sure, its based on historical fact that way that the Miss America Pageant is a "scholarship program," but that doesn't make it any less enjoyable. If I really wanted an accurate historical account of the papacy, I'd... wait, I can't think of a set of circumstances under which I'd want that... Don't get me wrong, I watch more historical documentaries than just about anyone, but Catholicism doesn't exactly make my skirt fly up. The Catholicism of The Borgias certainly would, and then some I'm sure, but that's neither here nor there.


More to the point, I don't know enough about this family or the papacy to be able to point out every historical error, so I don't really care. It's a drama that happens to be set in Rome, 1492. More than anything, I think historical dramas work because they provide a different context for storytelling. I'm always a little surprised when shows like this do well in the ratings (The Borgias and Game of Thrones have both been picked up for a second season), but ultimately it makes sense. We've all seen the same kinds of shows, in the same settings, with the same stock characters a thousand times. If you've seen one crime procedural, medical show, legal show, or family drama, you've seen them all. Seemingly, every story has been done, every character explored, and every once original idea worn down to the point of cliche. Setting a show in the past or future or parallel universe or whatever gives the writers a new set of rules to play by, new constraints within which their characters have to work, and a different social and political landscape to navigate. Are the characters of a period piece all that fundamentally different from modern characters? Not really, but they're faced with situations that we don't see every day, so they seem more unique and more original by association. The only current, modern setting I can think of that has had a similar effect on me is with Justified. Classic characters, but when set in rural Kentucky, it feels like a whole new ball game.

The time and setting make for a fresher narrative than usual, but that also sets the stage for some disturbingly accurate historical occurrences. I mentioned how unsettling the storyline for Lucrezia (and Daenerys in Thrones, in a shocking parallel) was elsewhere on this blog, but holy hell Sunday's episode was hard to watch. Seriously, between Lucrezia and Daenerys, I've never been so thrilled to live in the current day and age and that I'm not a doe-eyed blond teenage girl who's been married off to some brute for political gain. Man alive, their stories are hauntingly similar and just as difficult to watch. I spent the better part of each episode cringing, particularly with poor Lucrezia.

Rape is never a comfortable subject to address, but with the historical setting, it somehow makes it even more unsettling. Not only was Lucrezia raped by her husband several times during the episode, but in terms of the norms of the day, not only was that probably pretty common, but largely accepted. Submitting to the sometimes violent sexual proclivities of a husband was part of a woman's "marital duties." Indeed, the idea of a wife being raped by her husband is a pretty new concept. I can't remember the specific dates, but it wasn't even on the books as a possibility, let alone a crime, until the 20the century. This knowledge made the injustice even harder to endure. That said, I was very pleased to see that even in the setting of the show, this isn't how it's supposed to be. It may not be a crime technically, but everyone knows that it's wrong. When Lucrezia is being bathed by her servant and she asks her what she knows of marriage, I think the servant echoed the audience's sentiments exactly in responding, "It should not be thus." Damn straight. God, that poor girl. Holliday Grainger, who plays Lucrezia, is devastatingly convincing in her terror and agony during the rapes. Just the look in her face as her husband is approaching the bed was heartbreaking enough. Were this to continue for many episodes to come, I'm not sure I'd be able to keep going.

Enter Paulo, stage right. Paulo, who is played by the delectable Luke Pasqualino, is kind of my hero after this episode. I loved this actor in Skins (he played Freddie--I specify because with the new, unfortunate period haircut, I hardly recognized him) and its so nice to see him back on the air. It was nice to see that he recognized how horrifyingly Lucrezia had been treated and totally on board with any plan that would end her pain. As though I didn't love him enough for reminding me of his awesomeness on Skins, Paulo was just so adorably casual about his, "You know, I could... adjust... his saddle for you," plan that I couldn't help but to smile. That smile turned to all out sadistic snickering as the doctor reset Sforza's broken left after a freak riding accident. The look on Lucrezia's face when her servant (stifling a smile) told her that her lord had been injured was classic. Best of all, after watching several scenes of Lucrezia counting until the rape was over, Lucrezia got to count down to the searing pain of a bone being reset. Awesome. And, kind of a genius plan. For all intents and purposes, Sforza is going to be in agony for many months to come and Lucrezia will be safe, all while her marriage still aids her fathers bid for absolute power.

Speaking of, I was glad they addressed why Lucrezia hadn't contacted her family about the abuse. From the first rape, I was basically yelling at the TV for Lucrezia to send a letter to Cesare or her father so this would end, but enduring the torture is Lucrezia's way of helping her beloved father. I'd have said to hell with his empire and contacted Cesare immediately, but that's me. It's hard to put people's actions into the full context of the show because it's so removed from modernity. It's part of what makes period pieces interesting to watch. For a modern setting, it's easier to put yourself in the shoes of the characters and reliably predict the outcome. For a 15th century setting, it's harder to nail down character motivations and options. For Lucrezia, enduring the repeated rapes or calling for help was a difficult decision to make and it's one where she chose her family over her own safety. Put this situation in a modern context and I'd be horrified that the battered wife hadn't gotten the hell out of there immediately. For the Borgias, its a while other situation. Were Lucrezia to call up Cesare (who, I have no doubt, would gut Sforza like a fish for this), it would undermine her father's empire building and could potentially bring down her entire family as a result. It's a situation that makes Paulo's plan all the more genius. Brutally breaking Sforza's leg in an "accident" means that Lucrezia gets the best of both worlds. Her husband is too injured to harm her and her father retains the support of Sforza's armies. Don't get me wrong, I'm still hoping that his leg gets horribly infected and that sick, twisted bastard dies a slow, agonizing, grotesque death, but at least Lucrezia is safe for now.

I'm more than a little worried for what this all means for Paulo though. Based on the previews for episodes to come, Lucrezia and Paulo will begin an affair and I'm already worried about Sforza finding out. I'm thrilled at the idea of Lucrezia having a positive sexual experience with someone as wonderful and attractive as Paulo, but I think the fallout is going to be brutal. I have a sinking feeling that Sforza is going to find out about the affair, kill Paulo, and threaten to destroy Lucrezia. I'm predicting that this will be the final straw and Lucrezia will call on Cesare to help. Somehow, some way, there's going to be a showdown between Sforza and Cesare, I'm sure of it. They've done so much foreshadowing in that regard to have nothing come of it. The sooner the better, I say. Cesare is becoming more and more of a badass with each episode and I would love to see him go toe-to-toe with Sforza.

Speaking of Cesare and Lucrezia, the potentially inappropriate nature of their relationship doesn't bother me at all. Logically, the idea of incest is beyond icky, but in terms of this show, it doesn't seem so off-putting. As with Game of Thrones, the actualities of marriage are so horrifying, so disturbing, and so violent, that it makes the idea of siblings having sex much more palatable. Geez, at least siblings care about each other and generally have their sibling's best interests at heart. All these non-incestuous relationships are making it seem like a much more viable option. Along with that, I think that knowing full well that these people aren't related in real life is making me much more comfortable with the whole notion than I should be. To boot, the incestuous underpinnings were established right from the start, so it's not like viewers grew to know and love these characters as brothers and sisters over time and then were met with the notion of incest. Neither Game of Thrones nor The Borgias gave viewers much time to get to know these characters before this was an issue, so it's not really an issue at all. Quite frankly, with all the perverseness going on, incest just seems like par for the course.

I was going to keep rambling, but I just accidentally posted the incomplete version of this, so I guess I'll just call it a day. Final note? The relationship between Cesare and Lucrezia may not actually be incestuous, but did anyone else notice that his new paramour looks a hell of a lot like his sister? Yeah, that's no accident. Cesare, as much as I enjoy watching you liberate what's-her-name by killing her husband, you really need to take those skills and apply them to your sister's marriage.

Friday, April 8, 2011

Pilot Catch-Up

Well, it's been a bad week, peeps. Not for TV, but for me. I've been slowly dying and just haven't had the time or the energy to maintain this here blog as I prefer. As such, this is going to be a rather jumbled, slightly half-assed round-up of new pilots. I wasn't going to do one at all, but a hell of a lot has been going on while I've been circling the drain.

I'm going to skip the week-in-review this week because I don't know how closely I was paying attention to my shows anyways. In short, Justified and The Good Wife are the best shows on TV, Margo Martindale deserves an Emmy for her amazing turn as Mags Bennet, Matt Czuchry also deserves an Emmy for not cracking up while talking to the Glenn Childs lion (seriously, The Good Wife is not only the best drama on network TV, it's also completely hilarious when it wants to be--I've got to get me one of those lions immediately), and I'm beyond thrilled to finally get The Vampire Diaries and Nikita back. Things are getting very interesting on Nikita, you know, for the 9 of us who watch the show... Oh, and speaking of small groups of which I am a member, I'm one of the very few who not only has heard of Reelz Channel, but who also gets it. I watched maybe 2 minutes of The Kennedys and that was plenty. Katie Holmes is simply atrocious as Jackie. Take a moment and let the shock wear off.

The Borgias
I had every intention of writing a thorough review of this one, but it hit right about the time my illness did. As such, here's the short short version, where I skip all the plot summary and in-depth character analysis. It's an impressively made show, and certainly has its assets, but it wasn't quite what I'd hoped it would be. For a show about sex, murder, betrayal, and power-plays, it was a bit dull in places. It doesn't rely on subtlety in any way, shape, or form, so it should have been an over-the-top guilty pleasure, but it was rather more sedate than anticipated. Maybe the papacy just isn't my bad (shocking, I know), but I'm hopeful it'll draw me in more once I get to know the characters. I'm a huge fan of historical documentaries, but this is based in reality in only the most fleeting of ways. That said, I did learn that Pope Innocent VIII was rumored to have more than a dozen children just in time to get a Jeopardy question right, so it's not completely without historical merit. A couple of things I noted: Why the hell do they all sound English? A family of Spaniards, living in Italy, apparently sound like Jane Austen warmed over? Oookay. That always annoys the hell out of me. Especially when every single character has a different English accent, even though they're supposedly in the same family. I'm rather attuned to dialect, so this drives me nuts. Also of note, there's an obvious incest vibe between the eldest brother and his younger sister. I don't know why exactly, but not only am I totally fine with that, but I'm kind of eager to see those two crazy kids get together. How twisted is that? I think it's that the show did absolutely nothing to establish a brother-sister relationship before they had them interacting in a very non-brotherly-sisterly kind of way. Again, subtlety wasn't on the menu for this show, so they threw it out there with reckless abandon. So, to sum up the review of The Borgias... incest has never looked so appealing? Yeah, I'll give you two guesses as to the romantic pairing I'm talking about in the photo, and it ain't Jeremy Irons and the church...

Pilot Grade for The Borgias: B-


The Killing
This one I'm particularly bummed about not being able to write a complete review. The Killing was beautiful, understated, and heartbreaking. As you'd expect from AMC, the writing it deliberate and engaging, and the narrative set-up isn't quite what you'd expect. Even though this show centers on the death of young girl, a concept we've all seen too many times to count, it's done in a sobering, enigmatic way that draws you in without being over the top. Aside from the misguided and misleading promotional campaign for the show, there's very little to complain about. It's a lot slower paced and more depressing than your standard fare, so if you're looking for a sudsy whodunit, you may want to look elsewhere, but I think it's well-worth the effort. The acting is superb, and even though the lead actress looks like she should be winning the sixth grade spelling bee, not solving horrific murders, she totally pulls it off. I have written to my darling Matt Roush regarding the off-putting promotional tactics for the show as such:

I was thrilled to see that you’re enjoying The Killing as much as I am. It’s dark and serious and understated, but utterly compelling. With the tone of the show in mind, I was wondering what you think of the interactive online fan-builder touted at the end of the show. Maybe I’m just taking the show too seriously, but I think it’s completely misguided, and although I realize that this is fiction, it almost seemed insensitive to the Larsen family in a way. Maybe it was just that the voice pitching the online features was too enthusiastic or something, but after a truly haunting couple of episodes, it struck me as extremely odd. I think the producers are kidding themselves if they think viewers who just watched the devastation of these characters (that phone call between Rosie’s parents was gut-wrenching to say the least) and who have embraced the macabre nature of the subject matter would want to excitedly hop online to trade theories with other fans, view suspect profiles, and worse of all, take a virtual tour of Rosie’s bedroom. Seriously? How twisted is that? Take a tour of her room? You mean the room where her mother, near catatonic with grief, is huddled on her late daughter’s bed, clutching Rosie’s last earthly possessions because that’s all she has left? That room? Um, no thanks. I can understand where the producers (or the network or whoever is behind it) were hoping that The Killing might turn into watercooler gossip the following morning, with fans discussing “Who killed Rosie Larsen?” with as much fervor as the ad campaign clearly hopes, but I just don’t see that happening. This isn’t the bizarre fate of Laura Palmer, the soap opera pursuit of who shot JR, or even the quirky teen noir of Veronica Mars and I really can’t imagine gabbing with friends about the fate of Rosie Larsen. This production is a searing character piece with haunting undertones, looking at the ramifications of a young girl’s agonizing death, not a sudsy whodunit. Rather than a “watercooler fodder” type of show, it seems more like a “stare blankly out a window and ponder the cruelty brevity of life” kind of show. Am I just putting way too much gravity on this or do you think the advertising strategy is off the mark?

I'll let you know if Matt responds in his column or if I'm just off my rocker and not worth addressing. Whatever the ad campaign, it's a beautiful show that I'm confident in recommending (to the right audience... this show isn't for everyone, that's for sure). A final thought, after watching one torrent of rain after another, I'm not sure which is more of a deterrent to living in Seattle: the grisly murder or the sogginess.

Pilot Grade for The Killing: A-

Chaos
What's that? You've never heard of this show? Yeah, neither had I until the day it premiered. Yeah, few people keep as close of tabs on this kind of thing as I do, so when a show catches off-guard, you know the network wasn't exactly behind it. The fact that it airs on Fridays doesn't exactly do it any favors either. Yeah, I couldn't even find a promotional poster for the show, and that picture right there is one of maybe three that popped up. Anyway, once again dispensing with any recap, it was an okay pilot. I was entertained, if not completely enthralled. To harp on my attention to accents once again, Chaos offered one of the worst American accents I think I've ever come across. There's a notion out there that American actors simply can't do a convincing English accent, but more and more, I think the Brits are just as bad. It took all of about a sentence to determine that actress Carmen Ejogo wasn't going to pull this one off. Seriously, mere seconds after she opened her mouth, it was painfully apparent that "Whoa, she's English," and that it was going to be an annoying struggle from there on out. Terrible. Simply terrible. So terrible in fact that I'm starting to wonder if maybe her character is supposed to be English after all... That doesn't make a lick of sense for the show, but that's all I can muster as an explanation. Anyway, aside from that, the pilot was fine, I suppose. It's an action movie, basically, and is even directed or produced or something by Brett Ratner (which isn't exactly an endorsement I'd spread around if I were the show). I can't say it'll make my regular rotation, but hey, it was better than Breakout Kings. Friday doesn't exactly have a whole lot else to offer, so if you're in need, this one was an enjoyable, escapist diversion.

Pilot Grade for Chaos: C+