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Thursday, December 16, 2010

Thoughts and Predictions on the Golden Globes Nominations

I've never put a whole hell of a lot of faith into awards shows, what with the nominations being total and utter bullshit so very often, but can't help but to weigh in on them regardless.

I couldn't care less about film (although I think we were all scratching our heads at The Tourist's nomination in the Comedy category... I assume they meant the "Unintentional Comedy" category), so it'll be largely ignored here, but then there the TV nominations.

Must... comment...

BEST DRAMA
Boardwalk Empire
Dexter
The Good Wife
Mad Men
The Walking Dead

Well, where to begin? I think the slate they've selected is quite strong, although I admittedly don't watch Mad Men (it's in my Netflix queue, has been for ages, with the disappointing distinction of being a "very long wait"). I still have several episodes of The Walking Dead saved on my DVR... I just can't seem to get into it. It's very well made, and once I delve into an episode, I find that it's quite entertaining, but I'm just not that excited about the show. I guess zombies just aren't my thing... Anyway, of the shows that were nominated, I'd give the win to The Good Wife, with Boardwalk Empire as a close second. Both are tremendous shows that are worthy of the honor, but I'm guessing Boardwalk Empire is going to take the cake. What's most important here, and is a secondary reason that I'm pulling for The Good Wife is that CBS doesn't have a whole lot of representation on the nominees list without it. The Good Wife's total ratings are quite good, but the show skews older and its key demo numbers are not as high as other CBS shows. This would make me worry a bit if it weren't for the critical love the show gets. Seriously, The Good Wife is responsible for 3 of CBS' 6 nominations, and is the only network program to be nominated in this category (which means that CBS has bragging rights over the other Big Four networks who apparently can't compete with cable). That it can hold its own against basic and pay cable is impressive and I don't think CBS would be dumb enough to give it the axe when it's their one critical trump card. On my nominations wish list, I'd have loved to have seen Terriers get a nod (not that it would have, but it was certainly good enough to make the cut), and in just an unlikely a turn, The Vampire Diaries. Speaking of vampire shows, and for as much as I enjoy True Blood, it is deservedly left off this list. It's more of a campy farce than anything else, and last season was by no means their best.


BEST COMEDY/MUSICAL
30 Rock
The Big Bang Theory
The Big C
Glee
Modern Family
Nurse Jackie

I'm probably going to get some flack for this, but the only nominee in this category that shouldn't really be there is The Big Bag Theory (which, to this day, I still type as The Big Bank Theory every goddamn time!). Even at its best, it was only ever okay. It has its moments, but overall, it's incredibly one-note and could do with about 30% less Sheldon. He's the only real shining star on the show, but he's best in small doses. He's basically the whole show these days and it's fairly untenable. I would have much preferred to see Community not only get nominated, but possibly win. I love Modern Family and Nurse Jackie, but they've already received accolades up the wazoo. Community is one of the funniest shows on air and got completely shut out. Such a shame. Of the nominees included, I'm pulling for Nurse Jackie. I think Glee is sure to take it though. I love Glee, but as the only musical on the list, it's kind of in a different class. In terms of straight up comedy, it wouldn't be my top choice. The good news is that The Office was omitted from the list. I broke up with that show quite a while back and with good reason.


BEST LEAD ACTOR--DRAMA
Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Michael C. Hall, Dexter
Jon Hamm, Mad Men
Hugh Laurie, House

A respectable list, but I would have liked to have seen Donal Logue nominated for Terriers and walk away the winner. House lost its magic a couple of seasons ago, but that's hardly Hugh's fault. Still, it's an aging series that has lost its luster and shouldn't be receiving accolades any longer. I'd love to see some new blood in the pack. I haven't seen Breaking Bad yet (it's on my list), but I hear it's excellent. Of those nominated, on shows that I watch, I'm going to have to go with Steve Buscemi on this one, and I think he'll end up taking it home. I wouldn't mind seeing Dexter win though. Michael C. Hall has always been the heart and soul of the show and he does an incredible job. In truth, I'd love to see Josh Charles win for The Good Wife.


BEST LEAD ACTRESS--DRAMA
Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife
Elisabeth Moss, Mad Men
Piper Perabo, Covert Affairs
Katey Sagal, Sons of Anarchy
Kyra Sedgwick, The Closer

Okay, seriously, I almost feel bad for Piper Perabo. After the nominees were announced, I think just about everyone took issue with her nomination and called it laughable. That can't be an easy position to be in and I don't envy her that. Seriously though, WTF? Don't get me wrong, I quite enjoy Covert Affairs and all, but it's barely a drama and her performance on the show, while completely adequate, is by no means worthy of this nomination. Seriously, she gets a nod and Anna Torv and Nina Dobrev don't? I agreed that True Blood deserved to get shut out of the Drama category, but Anna Paquin works a lot harder than Piper Perabo, and I'm not even that fond of Anna. Hell, in terms of performance, I'd say Maggie Q blows Piper out of the water. I appreciate giving some love to USA network, but this was not the way to do it. How about Gabrielle Anwar instead. Wow. Just wow. Anyway, aside from her, it's a strong field. I'm definitely pulling for Julianna Margulies, but think Katey Sagal is going to take it home.


BEST LEAD ACTOR--COMEDY/MUSICAL
Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Steve Carell, The Office
Thomas Jane, Hung
Matthew Morrison, Glee
Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory

Okeedokee, there are some problems with this. Almost nothing but problems. Alec Baldwin is an expected entry, but I think he's been nominated enough, thanks. The Office is unwatchable these days, so it makes very little sense to give props to the acting. I never could get all that attached to Thomas Jane or his show, and am a little perplexed at his inclusion on the list. I guess Matthew Morrison fills the "or musical" niche because he really isn't all that funny (and gets more annoying with each passing episode, it seems). And Jim Parsons simply over does it. I would still include him on the list because frankly, he's the whole show, but I can only handle so much Sheldon at a time. The men from Community were all more deserving of nominations than most of the people on this list and while last season of HIMYM was less than stellar, the current season has been a delightful return to form that should have seen some love. I honestly don't care who wins this one.


BEST LEAD ACTRESS--COMEDY/MUSICAL
Toni Collette, United States of Tara
Edie Falco, Nurse Jackie
Tina Fey, 30 Rock
Laura Linney, The Big C
Lea Michele, Glee

These are all pretty solid nominations, but again, combining comedy and musical makes for strange bedfellows. Lea just seems like a fish out of water in this crowd. And once again, I'd have rather seen any of the funny ladies on Community make the list. I try to enjoy The United States of Tara, and Toni does a respectable job with a difficult part, but I just can't seem to care about that show. I'd love to see Edie take it, but Laura Linney is going to win. Which I'm okay with. The Big C isn't my favorite show or anything, but it's good, and she's wonderful in it.


Supporting Actor — TV Series, Miniseries or TV Movie
Scott Caan, Hawaii Five-0
Chris Colfer, Glee
Chris Noth, The Good Wife
Eric Stonestreet, Modern Family
David Strathairn, Temple Grandin

If there's one thing the Golden Globes doesn't know how to do, it's the supporting categories... Seriously, what the hell is this list? It's basically just men who are sort of supporting players on anything that has ever aired on TV ever. It's a weird category, so it's hard to even articulate who should be nominated. Geez, I, uh, guess I'd like to see Chris Noth take it? Or Eric Stonestreet? Or Chris Colfer? Because yeah, those performances should be in the same category... It's nice to see Scott Caan get some recognition, because really, he's the only redeeming factor on that show, but he really doesn't deserve a nod here. Not when that means that so many more deserving actors get slighted. I would have loved to have seen some of the Boardwalk Empire crew on the list. Agent Van Alden deserved a nod. I can't think of the actor who played him, but he played him very very well. My dream winner would be Matt Czuchry for The Good Wife though. I just love him.


Supporting Actor — TV Series, Miniseries or TV Movie
Hope Davis, The Special Relationship
Jane Lynch, Glee
Kelly Macdonald, Boardwalk Empire
Julia Stiles, Dexter
Sofia Vergara, Modern Family

Again, how do you have a category that pits Kelly Macdonald against Sofia Vergara?! They're both excellent and deserving of attention, but in the same category? Ooo-kay... I, uh, guess I'd like to see Kelly take it? I'd honestly like to have seen The Good Wife and Community get some attention here, but it's just such a silly hodgepodge that it's hard to know what to say. Every single person on The Good Wife deserves recognition, so they could honestly fill the whole category (assuming I ever figure of what this category is actually for)...

Monday, December 15, 2008

Oooh, just missed him...

Ha! This is one of the best clips I've come across in a good long while. I watched it like 35 times last night. If the guy hadn't yelled at our doofus-in-chief just prior to hurtling his shoes, he would have hit our lame duck square in the face. I'm pretty sure that would have been the only way to make this clip better. :) Oh, how I wish he'd have actually hit him. Awesome.



As you can see, it's not for lack of effort. He really threw those suckers as hard as he could. But unfortunately, I'm guessing Bush has been hunting with Cheney enough times to be rather skilled at ducking...

Better luck next time, intrepid journalist. And how about throwing daggers or a grenade instead of shoes? :)

Monday, November 24, 2008

In the spirit of Thanksgiving...

With the economy going down the tubes over the past few months, I think I'd have to say the thing I'm most thankful for is...

job security.

While other places of work are barely hanging on, slowly going under, or imploding completely, my workplace is busier than ever. And, thanks to untold many state and federal government mandates, we have to exist, no matter how many people wish otherwise. We are constantly accused of withholding cancer treatment from small children, making desperate patients walk to the clinic uphill both ways in the snow, and showing no compassion at all. In actuality, we're just following a bunch of crazy rules that we sincerely wish we didn't have to enforce either, so feel free to bite us. If you want compassion, call the IRS.

Anyway, vicious barbs and slanderous jabs aside, we aren't going anywhere, and I'm seriously thankful for that.

The employees of the following establishments are likely not so lucky...

Below is the current list of stores that informed the Security Exchange of closing plans between October 2008 and January 2009.

  • Circuit City stores... most recently announced, unknown how many stores will be closing
  • Ann Taylor- 117 stores nationwide are to be closed (but where will I get my pink cashmere twin sets and matching pearl necklaces now?!)
  • Lane Bryant, Fashion Bug ,and Catherine's to close 150 store nationwide
  • Eddie Bauer to close 27 stores and more after January
  • Cache will close all stores
  • Talbots closing down all stores (and where will I get my granny-style business casual wear?!)
  • J. Jill will be closing all stores
  • GAP will be closing 85 stores
  • Footlocker closing 140 stores more to close after January
  • Wickes Furniture closing down (and, uh, my credenzas?)
  • Levitz closing down remaining stores (I'm not sure what they sell, but I'm guessing it won't be missed)
  • Bombay closing remaining stores
  • Zales closing down 82 stores and 105 after January (where will I get my blood diamonds?! And where will all the fellas out there fulfill their industry-induced obligation to get huge, tacky, gaudy rings?!)
  • Whitehall closing all stores
  • Piercing Pagoda closing all stores (and my piercings! And my pagodas!)
  • Disney closing 98 stores and will close more after January (somehow, I think the Disney corporation will muddle through)
  • Home Depot closing 15 stores
  • Macys to close 9 stores after January
  • Linens-n-Things closing all stores
  • Movie Galley Closing all stores (those movie-lovin' pirates must be crushed)
  • Pacific Sunware closing stores
  • Pep Boys closing 33 stores
  • Sprint/ Nextel closing 133 stores (but who will obnoxiously jump out at me in the mall like some sort of mugger/theme park carnie and try to sell me a bunch of crap I don't want?! I think I'll miss that most of all...)
  • JC Penny closing a number of stores after January
  • Ethan Allen closing down 12 stores
  • Wilson Leather closing down all stores (and the cows rejoiced)
  • Sharper Image closing down all stores
  • K B Toys closing 356 stores
  • Lowe's to close down some stores
  • Dillard's to close some stores
  • Mervyn's is already as good as dead--they're having a huge sale, but unfortunately, even at 90% off, their crap isn't worth buying

The moral of the story is, don't buy people gift cards this Christmas! For one, they're insanely tacky. And two, well, the store might just not be there when the giftee goes to cash in.

The crumbling economy hereby claims another innocent victim: lazy gift givers who can't be bothered to actually think of something unique/something they might actually like/good to give someone.

Oh, the humanity!

Monday, July 14, 2008

Seriously? Again? Okay, who greased the runway?!

Awesome. For the second year in a row, Miss USA fell flat on her ass in her evening gown during the Miss Universe competition on Sunday. At this point I can only assume that some of the other countries are taking out some well-deserved anti-USA aggression on our contestants. That, or Miss 2008 was so worried about repeating Miss 2007's screw-up, that she was doomed to repeat it. Either way, it's fun to watch pretty girls fall down. At least Miss 2008 didn't bounce... And had the good sense to just own it and not pretend it didn't happen... Poor Miss 2007...

Miss USA 2008 Falls (heh)


Miss USA 2007 Falls (hehehe)


At this rate, I simply cannot wait for what the new Miss South Carolina will have to offer in this year's Miss Teen USA competition.

Who could forget...


Annnd, this is just insanely awesome...


"Everything we teached her..." Solid. Gold.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

FALL 2008 Premiere Schedule

Okay, I realize this may be jumping the gun a bit, but what can I say? I have no life and simply can’t wait for Fall to hurry and get here so that I have some shows to watch. So, if you’re one of those people who can’t stand it when they start playing Christmas music on November 15th (or, much more insidiously, seeing back to school adds in the middle of July), you might not appreciate the Fall Premiere Schedule listed below… You’ve had fair warning…

Please NOTE:
These premiere dates are subject to change. I haven't heard anything on ABC yet, and very little on the CW. Those schedules are forthcoming...

* Denotes a new series

CBS
  • Thursday, Sept. 18: Survivor

    Monday, Sept. 22: Big Bang Theory, Mother, Two and a Half Men, Worst Week* and CSI: Miami

    Tuesday, Sept. 23: NCIS, The Mentalist* and Without a Trace

    Wednesday, Sept. 24: Old Christine, Project Gary*, Criminal Minds and CSI: NY

    Sunday, Sept. 28: 60 Minutes, Amazing Race 13, Cold Case and The Unit

    Friday, Oct. 3: Ghost Whisperer, The Ex List* and Numbers

    Thursday, Oct. 9: CSI and Eleventh Hour*

NBC

  • Monday, Sept. 22: Heroes, 8 pm (clip show), 9 pm (two-hour premiere)

    Tuesday, Sept. 23: Law & Order: SVU

    Wednesday, Sept. 24: Knight Rider, Lipstick Jungle

    Thursday, Sept. 25: My Name Is Earl (hour premiere), The Office (hour premiere), ER

    Monday, Sept. 29: Chuck, My Own Worst Enemy*

    Friday, October 3: Life

    Thursday, October 9: Kath & Kim*

    Friday, October 17: Crusoe*

    Thursday, October 30: 30 Rock

FOX

  • Monday, Sept. 1: Prison Break (two hours)

    Wednesday, Sept. 3: Bones (two hours)

    Thursday, Sept. 4: Moment of Truth (two hours)

    Friday, Sept. 5: 5th Grader (two hours)

    Saturday, Sept. 6: Cops, America's Most Wanted

    Monday, Sept. 8: Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles

    Tuesday, Sept. 9: Fringe* (two hours)

    Wednesday, Sept. 10: 'Til Death, Do Not Disturb*

    Thursday, Sept. 11: Kitchen Nightmares

    Friday, Sept. 12: Don't Forget the Lyrics

    Saturday, Sept. 13: Mad TV, Talkshow with Spike Feresten

    Tuesday, Sept. 16: House

    Sunday, Sept. 28: The Simpsons, King of the Hill, Family Guy, American Dad

CW

  • Tuesday, September 2: 90210

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Strike Watch 2: The Screen Actors Guild

Just when you thought all the striking was over, it now appears that the actors might be picking up the strike banners that had just been retired by the writers' guild... In short, here we go again. Maybe. Hopefully not.... Here's what I'm hearing:
  • With talks between the Screen Actors Guild and the studios at a stalemate and unlikely to gain ground by the June 30 expiration of SAG's current contract, networks are starting to brace for the worst. But the sky isn't falling just yet. AFTRA, the other actors union, is expected to ratify its own new deal on July 7. Once that happens, producers are expected to make a final offer to SAG. If rebuffed, the studios could proactively lock out SAG actors, saving themselves the "surprise" upset of a midseason strike.

    In the meantime, the nets are puzzled over how to proceed with fall season promotions. Fox, for one, was planning to blow the doors out with barrages of Fringe buzz, but may hold back if the show's early-July production start is in jeopardy.

    Should SAG get locked out, here's Variety's synopsis of how it would affect the biz:

    Network shows by and large resumed production not long after wrapping the WGA strike-shortened season, and thus will have at least a few episodes in the can.
    Cable series would cut their seasons short (if already underway) or push back season premieres dates.
    AFTRA-only shows such as 'Til Death, Rules of Engagement and Reaper would be unaffected.
    Late-night TV, as it did during the WGA walkout, would need to seek out more non-actor guests.

    Fox's 24, remarkably, would not take another bullet, as production on the new season is already underway and new episodes not slated to unspool until mid-January.

    —Article courtesy of Matt Mitovich

I'm really hoping this doesn't blow up like the WGA strike did. All signs so far point to a resolution sometime before everything falls apart, so here's hoping. I just don't know that I can take another strike! Come on kids, play nice!